Hi! I'm Alexander Megas Hyams.  
I just got born on October 10th.  
My parents haven't gotten around 
to sending out my birth announcements. 
I weighed about 7 1/2 pounds.  
My mom had me, but my Dad and Auntie
Kenya were there to help out.  After 
I was born, which took along time, 
they ordered a pizza.  I was tired, so I 
went to sleep. 
      I got my last name from my Dad,
because my Mom wasn't wild about 
any of the ones that she had.   My 
middle name, Megas, means the great, which
goes really well with my first name.  
Now, Alexander, I'm not sure where they 
came up with that one.  
	I am already bigger and cuter than 
this picture shows, & I've learned to smile & 
lift my head!, but you know how it takes my 
"rents"awhile to get around to taking pictures
 of these exciting things.  Some of my hobbies
include: sleeping, screaming & creating explosive
bowel movements. 
	My Auntie Mildred was all worried that no 
one would get to see my picture, so she made 
me this web site.  

Now after 7 years, she is finally updating it.  
Wait until you see how exciting I am now!

Obligatory Links

Auntie Mildred's Web Page

This has her picture & links to some other crap!

EVIL TWINS

Here are more exciting pics & stories all about me!

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